Fair Weather-Friend

Someone who you thought was a good friend but they only show up when the circumstances are in their favor.

At first I thought Matt was a good friend because he would always hang out. Turns out he was just a fair weather-friend. Boy it is mighty cloudy today.

Fair Weather-Friend by dnicker October 1, 2014

non-friend 

A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.

My friend Lally is dating a non-friend.

non-friend by vgv October 19, 2009

benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate

What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.

benefit friend by ray of light March 4, 2011

national fuck your friend day 

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

national fuck your friend day by medium dick mike April 8, 2021

Asking for a friend 

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

boy best friend

literally there whenever you need it. don't have a bf ? get a boy best friend they're comforting whenever and aren't ever gonna screw up your feelings like an actually boyfriend @ caiden @ keith :)

i want a boy best friend

boy best friend by jack's at boy scout camp July 4, 2017

Luke Friend

Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.

Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.

Luke Friend by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014