crotch feeding

When a girl feeds her partner her pussy.

We have to head home now, it's time for my boyfriend's crotch feeding.

by meghatter August 29, 2017

Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking

Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM

by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022

Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017