carpet slap

"The act of slapping the pussy"

My mom slapped the carpet cuz there wasa bug in it

by Nohbdy September 2, 2003

The cape

Only the worst show in history!.. Honestly NBC must have been on some wrong pills when they put this out.. It's cheesy characters and plot drive you nuts, turn your stomach, and make you find yourself googling about how terrible the show is.... The upsides of the show is the max malini/melinisp dude who is actually degrading himself being part of this fucking show!. Fuck I wonder why I keep going back to watch the mothafucking show.... Notice how he jumps out of nowhere and thinks he's such a badass........ fuck I'm frustrated trying to describe the show.

wasting a productive hour of your life basically sniffing shit

i should use the cape to wipe my ass

by chik-fil-a March 16, 2011

carpetbagger

one who moves from the north to south or from the south to the north that moves in a carpet-bag

Wow you carpetbagger go back to the north

by corey gustavson February 17, 2008

Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov

That raging gay is Nick Carpenter

by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 23, 2009

carpet burn

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night

by Tok Kim April 1, 2004

carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

by Bo December 4, 2004