Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

charlie cock

Violently slamming ones member into another person with the intent of causing bruising and temporary paralysis.

After taking that little purple pill, Bob went on a charlie cocking rampage.

by Broncos fans March 22, 2009

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010

cock cave

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.

Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!

by Evil Juggalette January 31, 2008

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

Cock Drool

Pre-cum. The gooey goodness that dribbles out of the urethra before the purple headed yogurt slinger attacks with its mucousal missle!!!

The hot sexy vumptious sex educator made some unwitting awkward teenager have a little cock drool dribble out and make a mess in his panties--and they were pink.

by "Missy" at SFSI September 12, 2006