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Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
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Mexican Cantina

When your guacamole farts get trapped in the covers
The bed smells like a Mexican Cantina after eating all that guacamole today
by Clittle81 September 18, 2017
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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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Joey cantore

Savage asf, and always hungry
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69
Joey cantore loves boobs and bdubs and also 69ing
by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018
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Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
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Bone cannon

Bone cannon odd the weed
by Ghantous May 17, 2018
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?
by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018
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