bashtard

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...

by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021

batard

A bat without a father.

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

Bastardo

Bastard, with latin flair

that fuckin' bastardo just cut me off!

by Couch monster November 10, 2003

Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006

bastardman

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

by Bastardman August 15, 2004