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Apple Sauce

The food of choice for losers and their associates. Particularly in sporting events and video games.
You lost! You lost! You ate apple sauce!
by DJ Felony March 2, 2009
mugGet the Apple Saucemug.

Apple Picking

Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend
Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.
by grass eater October 19, 2009
mugGet the Apple Pickingmug.

apple burger

edible genious (created by Howarth, Chris : 1998)
apple and err - burger = apple burger
by Nigel Pellet June 27, 2007
mugGet the apple burgermug.

fiona apple

The act of eating an apple or other fruit out of someones anus. Could be an emergency result of ill planned masturbatory explorations, or could be the finish to a night of kinky partner sex under the influence of tan mdpv.

"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"

(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)

"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"

Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.

Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...

"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords
We had just finished training the dogs, and then I gave her a fiona apple.
by numinous_cloud February 28, 2011
mugGet the fiona applemug.

apple dumps

Slanderous term for procrastinating psuedo boss who lacks credibility with his own superiors.

Dumps Apples.
Dumps floury, soft balls of soupy wet dough.
"Hey, Apple Dumps, I thought you were going to handle this?"
"Apple Dumps was seen with 2 tickets to England a new laptop and a fistfull of Avis car rental vouchers."
by chuck norrisss September 14, 2008
mugGet the apple dumpsmug.

apple

that girl smokes way too many apples.
by thugyooo September 15, 2007
mugGet the applemug.

Apple Picking

Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 29, 2010
mugGet the Apple Pickingmug.

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