Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Ball-Inclusive

When a girl is giving a blowjob and takes her guy's cock AND balls inside her mouth.

"Baby, this feels good, but I want the Ball-Inclusive!",

"Hey man I got the Ball-Inclusive upgrade last night!",

"That mouth is so big, that's definitely Ball-Inclusive".

by Commander Kenny October 12, 2012

ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.

Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.

by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

pissy balls

When your dick so small you piss on your balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!

by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

Troll balls

Vape smoke hitting your face like little troll balls. Phew..phew

Quit blowing you troll balls into my face Chase!!!

by SP1031 July 2, 2017