Corey Ball

Cock Sucker. Mohawk. Sleeps late. Opposite of cool. Opposite of John Mayer. Tusk. Loves cats. Hates Ohio State. Known for his horrible accents. Friendly. Loves fried pickles. Loves navy shirts. Wears khakis. Throws wallets. Pees on random things.

That guy is such a Corey Ball. Why cant I be anything other than a Corey Ball?

by Wilsojes December 8, 2015