pringle surprise

a food stuff (pringle) covered in semenal fluid and fed to another person without the knowledge of the seminal fluid.

that girl had a pringle surprise and through up !

by james castell February 21, 2009

Dark Surprise

When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.

Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.

by fuckuinthebuttholehard April 22, 2010

sherbert suprise

sherbert suprise Is when sherbert(any flavor) is put on a womans vagina while she is blind folded and handcuffed. Next the woman is eaten out and casual sex takes place until both parties are satisfied.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a sherbert suprise last night. It was awesome.

by Dr. Bogard August 6, 2007

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.

The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.

by MSU TS May 30, 2007

BULLWINKLE SUPRISE

The bullwinkle suprise is when a guy is banging a hot chick from behind, then quickly turns her around, punches her in the face and then sticks his thumbs in his ear, moving his fingers around to look like moose ears(thus bullwinkle) while making a tounge rolling noise.

Yo dude, that chick i picked up at the bar last night was past out after that bullwinkle suprise i gave her.

by Stephen Jasper November 28, 2007

felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Hot Smore Surprise

Hot Smore Surprise - The sex act of after shitting the male stick his dick into the females anal cavity a few times before cumming pulling out and letting the female finish you off both taking shit and cum in her mouth sucking your dick clean.

Ann turned around after making bowl movements wanting a Hot Smore Surprise to both get her feces and partners cum in her mouth.

by Rofl Face April 28, 2011