Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 09, 2023

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac March 03, 2017

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in and/or after 2014.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac February 05, 2017

Psychological Suicide

Destroying your own mind, emotions, and cutting off your psyche from your physical body.

The hitman committed psychological suicide to shift his focus from the real world to his imagination

by cranez March 20, 2021

Suicide Sosa

1. Cocain overdose (on purpose)
2. A full-time baller, multi billionaire, mass murderer, MC, God tier real nigga hailing from an East-African warrior Tribe known as the Huttu

I bet you can't think of anything cooler than Suicide Sosa

by Chad Amadeus Hugo April 18, 2018

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 07, 2020

LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.

Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!

by Internet Human January 27, 2017