Facebook Shark

When you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. All your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you're a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!

Shhhhhh...that bitch doesn't even think we are talking about her. No one gives a shit about her, but I'm going to spend my time devoting 50% of my FB page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. Man, I hope I get some laffs out of this, because being a Facebook Shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others I think are trying to cross me.

by Laff is spelled laugh November 9, 2009

shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!

"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"

by tom-o May 8, 2003

SharkFace Gang

A copy of Wiz Khalifa's "taylor gang" a complete failure because it was originated from Macklemore, a rapper from Seattle. Kids who claim they are a part of the SharkFace Gang are usually rich white kids who think their "hood"

look at that fake motha fucka, he must be in the SharkFace gang!!!

by DontFuckWitThisNiggah May 13, 2011

Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 25, 2009

Shark Sack

When you bite a mans testicles.

"Owwww! Don't Shark Sack me!"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

leap shark

when something that jumped the shark from the get-go is the inspiration for something else that jumps the shark from the get-go i.e. when something uncreative and overly derivative is the inspiration for something else overly derivative and uncreative.

this definition is playing leap shark with the critic. IT STINKS!

by corduroymarch September 20, 2005

punched a shark

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

by JRizzledizzle June 1, 2007