Christmas Shit

A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.

George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

Powerlifter Shit

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.

Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.

by Shmunky June 21, 2023

ape shit

To flip out on someone or go crazy.

Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.

by CaptainShank February 11, 2004

get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.

by the waldizzo September 15, 2006

Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

by PlipandPlop April 28, 2007

Ain't Shit

Will never amount to anything based upon present actions

Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit

by MollyMasochist August 4, 2019

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 28, 2011