swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.

1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!

by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009

swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms

Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.

by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010

swint-swint

1. An all inclusive reference to fecal matter sex, such as Dirty Sanchez, Alaskan Pipeline, and Cleveland Steamer. It is said to be originated in the mid 70's porn industry. The days of coke-spoon necklaces and large popped collars. It is thought to first be used in the porn flick "Cornbread Lightnin' Roll".

2. Anything awesome that involves fecal matter.

That hooker was so trashy, he was down with a swint-swint all night!

by christopher j morton February 4, 2010

Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

Swingoo

A mis-shaped penis

Dude, i heard he has a Swingoo

by DUnnne July 14, 2010

swinecentive

noun

BBQ (usually of the North Carolina type) used by bosses to lure teleworkers to the office.

The only thing better than a swinecentive is a desktop quickie.

by The Skiing Bear July 22, 2010

Swindazzle

(v) 1) to fool, trick, or confuse someone by distracting then with something shiny 2) to swindle someone with flashy displays, or colorful wording

synonym:Bamboozle

First Gentleman: Salutations my good friend! Might I partake of some of those appetizing biscuits you have there?
Second Gentleman: My appologies good sir, but no. My dear Mum made these for me and I am loath to part with them.
First G: I say is that a double rainbow I spy?
Second G: Good Lord! Where?!
First G: *yoink*
Second G: Blimy! It appears that I have been swindazzled!

by Inalipoli September 8, 2010