Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Autism potatoes

3 slutty potatoes, on the spectrum #elitemembersonly

Oooo look at that girl, must be one of the autism potatoes #sheselite

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is a short fat guy with blond hair that you will get really pissed off at when you're drunk.

Shut the fuck up you sweet potato

by Fckboi December 13, 2014

cute potato

A perfect potato/ person

You are a cute potato

by Chokotto' April 22, 2018

bbh is a potato

bbh is a potato skeppy say this 24/7

skeppy:bbh is a potato
bbh:NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by leo universe YT August 12, 2020

Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 24, 2007