bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010

Piss pipe

The male urination organ

I guess he had to go real bad....he whipped out his piss pipe and urinated right on the lawn.

by flabeach April 9, 2011

japanese pipeline

The act of filling a condom with sushi rolls and soy sauce, freezing it and using it as a dildo, creating intense orgasms called sushigasms.

Will: Hey Doug, did you hear that girl over there likes to use the japanese pipeline.
Doug: WTF she must get wild sushigasms

by Vamos a la playa September 22, 2011

Peace pipe

Any pipe, bowl, or bong left somewhere in a known spot in a group of friends.

Person 1: if you ever need something to smoke out of, ill leave this under the mailbox.

Person 2: hell yeah, we got a peace pipe

by Xeci June 26, 2016

Tail pipe

When two boys poke there peckers together and one rolls his foreskin over the others

Dude we totally tail piped that with that liberal cuck. Hillery would be proud!

by Randy Stanley marsh June 17, 2018

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018