e-pimp

Someone attempting to woo another forum member via spitting game. Typically the game is very weak.

Yo, brucie, this hottie joined the forum today and I totally e-pimped her. She was all into my smilies and shit.

by Sumppump May 20, 2008

pimp slap

The process of sprinkling some baby powder on your hand, and then hitting your ho in da face with an open palm. This would leave an obvious imprint.

*Sprinkles baby powder on his hand and pimp slaps the reader!* Fucker. You've just been made my bitch.

by Yeryon August 18, 2003

pimp

a pimp is someone who pays whores to have sex with him

mike (the pimp) picked up angie and michelle (the prostitutes) then mike drove them to his house for sex.

by dude1q August 7, 2009

Pimp Stick

The Wing Wong of a Straight up Player. Used to beat the pussy of hoes into submission...

" She just need some of this Pimp Stick"

by J Love December 20, 2003

pimp reflector

a mirror

"Yo, you guys see a pimp reflector around here? I'm tryin' to check out my new threads."

by yeoldenola December 23, 2008

media pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

by Rachel E! December 9, 2008

Pimp Mother

The hardest working prostitute a Pimp has. This term is often used when a prostitute surpasses their Pimp in creating revenue. Usually, Pimps make more money under the table and whatnot. These prostitutes are also the dirtiest due to doing more dirty deeds than normal.

Brotha' Pimp says to another Pimp, "Daaammmmnnn! My bitch is makin' me mo' money than I make!" another Pimp says, " Damn Brotha' Pimp! She a "Pimp Mother"

by Turdboy 15 February 9, 2009