king of the south

Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, T.I. comes in a close 2nd, luda only beats him due to the infamous diss track by Young Buck entitled "Stomp".

So Pimp and Be Easy, Quit Catchin' Feelings

Cuz You Worth A Couple Hundred Grand, And I'm Worth Millions

Nobodys Thinkin' About You, Plus Your Beats Ain't Legit

So Please Stay Off The T.I.P. Of My Dick .... OUCH LOL

Ludacris' clever lyrics and evil flows make him the tru king of the south

king of the south by EdThaGNumba3 July 16, 2006

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King Me

The phrase used to call dibs on an attractive female in a workplace; without having to worry about a sexual harassment suit.

To be used only when in a group.

The phrase is expected to be spoken with enough volume, so that all concerned parties, including the person being reserved, can hear that "King Me" is in effect.

Once King Me is in affect someone, it stays in affect for 24 hours, or until it makes sense for someone else to call it.

During the 24 hour window that King Me is in affect; only the person who called King Me can enter into any sexual contact of any sort with the female in concern.

Nobody can tell the attractive females about the game (punishable by death)

If the female knows about the game; you have no idea what she's talking about and your group was talking about a game of checkers.

If attractive females are traveling in a flock; which they often do, you can and SHOULD call King Me on the whole group.

"KING ME!!!!" said the dude who saw the hott chick.

Dude!!! Me and Bob just got back from the chow hall and the PX and Bob King Me-ed like 5 bitches.

King Me by RECON G.I. July 10, 2010