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Jordan

Jordan, a lovely PIECE OF FUCKING NIGGA BITCH, HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES INFRONT OF HIM, HE EVEN ATE MY FUCKING DOG. HES A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT AND VAPES TO ACT TOUGH AND NIGGERISH, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF
"hey look at jordan being a dumabss nigga again."
"hes doing the jordan again."
by ur mother gay asf October 31, 2022
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Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.
"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"
by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022
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Jordan

someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.
Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.
by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023
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Jordan.

Name of a guy that is usually attracted to tailyn
Jordan. Cherish, you dont find tailyn sexy
by Jksud November 21, 2021
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jordan aitken

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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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