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That Deadmememan guy makes bad joke definitions

by Deadmememan May 19, 2020

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

The damn fool that shot him

Aaron Burr.

Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

by Deadmememan September 24, 2020

Go commit death yourself

When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.

Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*

by Deadmememan February 26, 2020

Hamilton

The best musical in the history of musicals. If someone tries to say otherwise, they must be killed by law.

Tom: Hamilton is not a good musical
Jerry: *stabs tom 58 times in the chest*

by Deadmememan February 28, 2020

Mood

When you see something relateable and you have to say something about it

Person: *Falls down a staircase*
Everybody else at the retirement home: "Mood."

by Deadmememan October 19, 2020