Deadmememan's definitions

The damn fool that shot him

Aaron Burr.

Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

by Deadmememan September 24, 2020

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

Go commit death yourself

When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.

Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*

by Deadmememan February 26, 2020

Mood

When you see something relateable and you have to say something about it

Person: *Falls down a staircase*
Everybody else at the retirement home: "Mood."

by Deadmememan October 19, 2020

Hamilton

The best musical in the history of musicals. If someone tries to say otherwise, they must be killed by law.

Tom: Hamilton is not a good musical
Jerry: *stabs tom 58 times in the chest*

by Deadmememan February 28, 2020

deadmememan

Me

That Deadmememan guy makes bad joke definitions

by Deadmememan May 19, 2020