face pubes

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.

He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes

by namrepus April 6, 2005

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)

This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.

"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"

"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."

"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."

by ThatSam March 18, 2010

by the face

When you do or say something which has no sense in that situation, you do it by the face.

- He told me I was a liar.
- Why?
- Pfff by the face, i had never spoken with him before.

by weissakis November 30, 2009

Ya Face

It is a phrase that can be used when a person does not have the energy to respond with any other coherent answer. Also used when a quick witted comeback eludes your mind.

"What a rainy day today. You are soaking wet. It sucks you didn't have an umbrella."

"Ya Face"

by ya face February 3, 2005

riding a face

when a male is eating you out and you rock back and forth on his face. its similar to riding a males dick but you're sitting on his face.

hey jacob, soon, i'll be riding a face while getting a pussy eaten.

by charlotte wette June 9, 2016

Facebook Fit

Facebook Fit is a scenario where you have a friend on Facebook who is very average looking in real life, but looks hot in their Facebook pictures.

That Katie is such an enigma. She looks so hot on Facebook, but in person, she's a dog. She's 'Facebook Fit'.

by Crazy Coder January 23, 2009

Facepuke

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.

Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.

by einszweidrei July 29, 2009