2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

dirt legal

permission granted to put your dick into someone's dirt box

Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.

by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025

Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

by Franleen January 4, 2024

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

Pocatello Dirt

Blown in from somewhere else. Like the people. Not from the area, but tied to it. Chief Pocatello himself called it "wandering earth." It tied his people to the land. later, the European settlers found it hard to leave. It's the reason Pocatello gets into your sole. Like the dirt, you're not from here, but you are meant to be here.

Don't leave town without taking some Pocatello Dirt! Otherwise, You'll be back

by Idaho Legend August 6, 2025

Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022