AFI's official fan club. Where you get exclusive shirts, pins, posters, membership card, chances for meet and greets, and free tickets. It's a way to show how much you love AFI. www.despairfaction.com

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Despair Faction by teenagedeathgirl April 3, 2004

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Desi girl

A young woman of mainly Indian descent, but can also be Pakistani or Bangladeshi
Respect, glamor, power, sincerity, love, honesty, compassion, creativity, dedication, hard work, brilliancy, beauty, pride flows in their veins.

A Desi girl is very respectable.

• a Desi girl is an all rounder, not a house wife
• a Desi girl keeps her self-esteem and her parents
• a Desi girl has an amazing, unique and sweet personality
• a Desi girl is extremely smart
• a Desi girl sets a good example
• a Desi girl is naturally beautiful although she might forget this at time
• a Desi girl loves what she does

• a Desi girl will make ANYONE proud

Guy 1: who's that girl?
Guy 2: oh. That's a Desi girl. She was born on Diwali, that's why she's a pataka!!!
Guy 3: WOW *drools*

Desi girl by Inyoface9 December 30, 2013

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Desert eagle

A handgun origionally made in Israel, by IMI (who are also the makers of the Galil and Uzi). It is gas-operated, and comes in .357, .44, and .50 calibers. Even more powerful against living targets when loaded with hollow-point bullets, which expand when they hit the flesh, easily ahnialating the back of one's head if shot in the face.

Also, pre-pubescent assholes think that the Desert Eagle is an easy to hold weapon that gives next-to-nothing recoil (read: counter strike). However, the moment you hand them a Desert Eagle at a shooting range and they shoot just one bullet off they'll probably: A) Break their wrists from the recoil. -or- B) Break most of their face because they were holding the gun about as lightly as one would hold a BB/Pellet pistol.

Capacities:
.50 Caliber - 7 Rounds
.44 Caliber - 8 Rounds
.357 Caliber - 9 Rounds
...and for all you people who don't know what the hell caliber is, it's the diameter of the bullet. More caliber = more gunpowder = more power.

Desert eagle by Xiile May 8, 2004

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Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

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