Brucing

When somebody thinks that feltching is actually shrimping. The act of mistaking the drinking of seminal fluids from someones anus for a foot fetish.

Grandpa thought it was shrimping when the garden boy drank the jizz from his ass through a bendy straw. Classic case of brucing.

by Bonelessboner July 8, 2010

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

Brucing

The act of (Telling, TattleTaling, Snitching, ratting, ect....) on another person; giving up information or infroming about another person's misconduct in order to reduce one's own consequences.
Brucing, Bruced, or Bruce also acceptable forms of the word.

My cousin and I were out car popping when the police showed up i ran and got away, but my cousin was caught. after being arrested my cousin began "Brucing" on me to get him self out of trouble and the cops came to my fuckin house.

by PissedOFfCousin August 23, 2010

brucewillisisonfire

The best movie ever to come on Newgrounds.

See also Keanureevesisonfire.

Holy shit, did you see BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE?! It's freaking awesome!

by mcTrip May 27, 2004

Bruceful

The exact opposite of Bruceless. A person who is totally capapble of doing any job in the workforce, and is well respected as a worker

Man 1: "Quit being Bruceless and make yourself Bruceful"
Man 2: "Right away sir."
*Hours later*
Man 2: " I finished with every task that you gave me"
Man 1: " That's the way to be Bruceful

by Bruceful December 12, 2008

Bruceleg

A bootleg recording of a Bruce Springsteen concert.

My friend from New Jersey is acting like an addict. He needs his Boss fix since Springsteen isn't recording or on tour, so he's been downloading Brucelegs from the internet.

by wbnybo June 5, 2010

Brucemail

It's an email that brings be down.

Don't bring me down with your Brucemail.

by Pivot Jones December 9, 2011