weak beef 

Failing to meet womens expectations; may result from inadequate performance, unsatisfied desire, early explosion, engulfing bush in combination with chode and/or excessive foreskin; sexual equivalence with weak sauce.

Mikey T's weak beef led to multiple dates ending in excessive rants of hysterical laughter.

weak beef by 67gt500 December 11, 2010

knicker beef 

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

knicker beef by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

Side O' Beef 

Hillary Clinton's nickname.

LOOK, the Side O' Beef was tossed into the scooby mobile when she passed out at the curb!

Side O' Beef by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

Cincinnati beef patty 

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

Cincinnati beef patty by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

Tough Beef 

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

Tough Beef by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

big beef blopper 

The iconic, yet tasty burger from hit show American Dad. The Big Bleef Blopper is a fast food item. Meg from Family guy loves to eat semen on her Big Beef Blopper.

Megan went to RB Burger Shack for her favorite afternoon pick me up, a dripping Big Beef Blopper!

big beef blopper by SluttyPoultry420 March 30, 2023