public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.

Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair

by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010

hair soup.

The performance of oral sex, specifically on a female, while she's going through an "all natural" phase.

"My girlfriend has been listing to a lot of 70's music, so I guess you can say I've been eating a lot of hair soup."

by TheBearFromRama October 30, 2013

Hair of the Dog

Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Red-hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Hair of the Dog

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Waffle hair

When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.

I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!

by noodlesmom August 21, 2013

hair spray

The act of gatting in a chinese girl's hair before leaving the your house

Ricky gave my hair some good hold with his hair spray last night!

by dusty pirate July 18, 2011

downstairs hair

Hair in the pubic region

"Dude, she doesn't shave her downstairs hair!"

by Harvey Fixx December 11, 2007