The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a sexual lubricant.
That candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that I had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her butt.
by funkotronic May 6, 2008
Get the phlegm douchemug. Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006
Get the douche whapmug. Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010
Get the douche loafmug. An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.
Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010
Get the cheese douchemug. by mo_az September 16, 2010
Get the Douche Saucemug. A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Sy.
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Ant.
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Sy.
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Ant.
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
by The Kat. March 16, 2011
Get the Douche Punchermug. A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
Get the Douche Ensemblemug.