ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

A Sparten mask

A Sparten mask is were you hang you nuts and penis over a women/men face and scream “THIS IS SPARTEN”

I can’t wait to give my girls A Sparten mask

by L. O. L February 21, 2021

neon ski masks

relating to sex.

Bro I went home with a girl last night and we played with neon ski masks.

by womaninskimask March 7, 2021

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Sonic Beatbox Master

Beatboxes like the Fresh Prince.

Sonic Beatbox Master is so cool! Much better than that one Thanos Beatbox Master.

by Popiyo February 11, 2021

Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021