Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.

Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man

by Htown1083 May 20, 2019

School

Six
Cruel
Hours

Of
Our
Lives

“Man, I don’t like Bob, he’s as bad as school!”

by Veronica_101 May 20, 2019

School

a place where you are meant to learn and make friends but instead compare yourself markup your risk starve yourself get bullied and hate your clothes personality body and mind school detroys you and even good grades wont get you anywhere in life cause the world wont care if you tried the world only cares about money and you have to destroy your childhood to learn that. School creates hatred, bullies, depression, anxeity, eating disorders, and scuicide. And sure education may be important but the way school runs should not be allowed.

"School makes me want to die!"

by the one that doesnt make it May 21, 2019

Noble Middle School

Everybody here is fake soooooo dont come! Only some are real!!!!!

Noble middle school: Hows the new school?
Sara: Everyones fake and people like sheds.

by jhugyftydrsetrdtfygk May 22, 2019

School

Some place where lunatics are sent to be educated in the arts of not being a lunatic. it has been proven in 2019 that it is a hoax and it has only worked 1% of the time, and it has also been proven that all that attend school have died in their

80-100's.

I sent my kid to school. I hope he does not die within a minute

by SCHOOOOOL May 22, 2019

School

Hell. Complete and utter hell. You’re forced to listen to a bunch of satans that people call teachers droning on and on, you eat shit food that gives you poisoning, it resembles, seems like, and therefore is a prison. You spend all day sitting in a chair learning shit you’ll never use, you are often sent slavework which people fucking call homework. You wake up at 6 every morning to report there. And in the end it’s a ton of bullshit.

Karen: woah! What’s that giant prison over there?
Molly: oh, that’s school.
Karen: fuck I’m lucky I don’t go there.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ May 25, 2019

School brunch

If you go to a public school and on minimum days the district would combine lunch and nutrition and only give you 30 minutes

Dang it, I won’t be able to finish my thicc sandwich because i only have 30 minutes of school brunch

by Billiestansss May 26, 2019