Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011

Shit

Shit means poo but people think of it as something else.

Person A: i forgot to buy the tickets for the movie.
Person B: shit
Person A: what do you mean "poo"

by everynameicanthinkofisused December 21, 2021

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

Bucket Shit

When you crap in a bucket. Also refers to the turds left by people who previously used said bucket.

"I did a bucket shit yesterday" "There is a lot of bucket shit in this bucket, it must be a popular pooping spot."

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025