Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017
Get the saddlebag with eyesmug. Porn Eye is a metaphorical disease where to infected one sees everything and anything as genitals or something sexual. Porn Eye is contracted from watching porn or from just being horny. The first mention of the term was in Sinfest
by Blakmajika August 17, 2017
Get the Porn Eyemug. The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.
Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?
Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.
Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.
by Salem. April 7, 2010
Get the Class eyesmug. Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
Get the Idiot eyesmug. The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.
A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.
by Kernowlover December 8, 2012
Get the Jarvie Eyesmug. by Drvenomous32 February 28, 2017
Get the Eye Gibbletsmug. A person with two different colored eyes (e.g., one brown and one blue). It's called husky eyes because Siberian Husky dogs often have two different colored eyes.
by coldcoldcoldcoldcold May 9, 2015
Get the husky eyesmug.