boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

gun boats

Big titties.

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!

by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021

Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023

pig boat

Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.

After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.

by X-NAV December 23, 2019

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024