Self-flagellate 

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

Self-flagellate by sugafiend February 3, 2025

Self-Fellating Fillicide 

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.

You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

Self-Fellating Fillicide by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Self Harm 

Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3

EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.

EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.

Self Harm by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025

Self-hating Jew 

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.

Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.

Self-hating Jew by Enrealment March 15, 2025

Self-love 

regard for one's own well-being and happiness

Practicing self-love is essential for maintaining mental and emotional health.

She prioritized self-love by setting healthy boundaries.

His journey to self-love involved learning to accept his flaws.

Self-love isn't selfish; it's a necessary foundation for healthy relationships.

Self-love by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

Self Sabotage 

Self-sabotage is when you set your own trap, fall in it, and then yell, “Who did this?!” It’s your brain playing prankster when you’re just trying to live your best life.

"Why couldn't you just do your job instead of trying to self sabotage the entire project?"

Self Sabotage by Azulas March 29, 2025

Self Sabotage 

Rachel Zegler

I just self sabotaged my entire career because Im a narcissist, entitled, and my version of snow white is the greatest ever even though no one came to see it.

Self Sabotage by Pigstand March 31, 2025