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gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night
by XxRedxX May 28, 2023
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Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
by Dodd0 May 24, 2023
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Babinski's Polish Sausage

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.
by really nice chair man November 5, 2011
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Sausage Egg Roll

When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
by Kinko's October 1, 2010
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hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand
"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'
by Holy mouley August 17, 2016
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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
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locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.
"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."
by DireDoge June 7, 2014
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