ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.

mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy

by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Oliver Pocock

Oliver is a guy whom is very camp and likes to say Okie Dokie a lot, He typically has a very small penis! He likes to ask for more? whether that's for porridge or up the bum?! He will always be unemployed and be an anti-social spazmoid! He says things but then likes to go back on his word when it comes to it. He really is just that guy who belongs in either Mitch's sock or a maids sock!

Look its Oliver Pocock, I saw him leave Mitches Council house last night with a sore bum!

by TopManKek January 30, 2019

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

El Poco Loco

The Little Crazy, Very nice meme search it up on YT

Spencer: El Poco Loco
Saxon Arrives

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan March 21, 2019

Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.

Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.

by The.Sniper April 3, 2019