nerve pee

Urine that magically seems to form in a person's bladder when they are feeling nervous, anticipatory for performance, have stage fright, etc.

Joe: I can't give the graduation speech, I suddenly have a massive urge to run to the bathroom.
Jane: Nah, it's just nerve pee.

nerve pee by whatupiact August 29, 2010

Poopy-pee 

A mix of feces and urine

That poopy-pee smells very good.

I woke up covered in poopy-pee not remembering what happened.

Poopy-pee by Poopy-PMa$ta May 17, 2012

grandpa-pee'd 

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.

Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.

grandpa-pee'd by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009

Sleeping Pee-wee 

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.

Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.

Sleeping Pee-wee by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013

Stage Pee 

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.

"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."

Stage Pee by V(endetta) November 20, 2013

zen pee 

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

zen pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

giant pee pee 

Where u is has a big ole Weiner

Damn, that a giant pee pee.

giant pee pee by thegiantweinersaurusrex August 14, 2016