Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

smells like greeley

greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow

I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.

Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker

by Irregulator July 5, 2011

Drivin like a Minnesotan

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour

because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident

by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

Bent like Trent

(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.

Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.

by Nikki Stixx May 21, 2021

Lend it like Leno

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.

Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.

Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"

Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"

Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"

Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"

by magzillas January 24, 2010

hung like a discus

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.

Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.

by cambot November 4, 2007