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NOODLE HELPPPP

When your friend watches you as you are being attacked and die.
SEARGENT NOODLE HELPPPP PLEASE HELP NOODLE
by Overloading December 20, 2024
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stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet
by Noodle girl December 13, 2017
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Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 17, 2024
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Noodle

Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.
by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017
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Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle
Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.
by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018
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noodles

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about Charlie?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, he got noodles from Chloe."
by diggycheese12 November 4, 2020
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noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game
by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016
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