Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
Get the Breakfast Machinemug. The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.
by Anime Patrol September 18, 2020
Get the strong arm machinemug. that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,
he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
normal people: lol no
by faxlord November 14, 2022
Get the Machine Gun Kellymug. The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. a common colloquialism for an impact wrench. An onomatopoeia, derived from the sound that pneumatically powered impact wrenches make when a sufficient rotational resistance is met, triggering the whirring and clicking (jiga-jiga) sound of the internal hammering mechanism.
by draco_mask March 8, 2024
Get the jiga-jiga machinemug. Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs
That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!
by Marie$ November 25, 2023
Get the Gutter machinemug. A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
Get the Blyat Machinemug.