machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 09, 2014

Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker

Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!

by _miraculous.girl_ March 26, 2021

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

by Snarpan June 13, 2017

womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs April 03, 2018

GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer

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by GRANDEE MACHINE August 14, 2019

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi February 23, 2016