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minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

Minecraftard 

People like vapexy, who probably died from starvation and lack of sleep from playing minecraft too often, who play with CHEATERS in MINECRAFT and get MAD at the game when they lose a mega walls game on the hypixel network. They are very contridictive because they report cheaters on support.hypixel.net but they always cheat themselves...?!?!?!? I always use /wdr but the hypixel staff arent very supportive. The best staff is lolitsaxel and kevinkool because they support gays like tnner. LuckyKessie is also very nice
FUCK YOU MINECRAFTARD GO BACK TO PLAYING MINECRAFT AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN CUM

Minecraftcito 

Also known as Despacito 3, one of the best sequel of all time, Despacito 2 was beloved by masses and everyone thought that was the end of the franchise, but on the 15th of July 2018 the third series gets announced probably hinting t a visual novel adaptation and a full game in the future.
"Have you heard about Minecraftcito?"
"No, leave me and my children alone please"

*Sings Minecraftcito and dabs*
Minecraftcito by Ipercreeper August 5, 2018

Minecraftcito 

Ears of goodness AND EAR RAPE and good tunes AND COPYRIGHTTTTT Yay
GayGuy:Hey whats that?
girl2: Minecraftcito
Minecraftcito by FlameZero2 October 31, 2019

minecraftanarquia 

the biggest spanish anarchy server in Minecraft, full of crazy people.
the IP is: minecraftanarquia.xyz
"Hey dude, did you saw those illegals that Insomniac8 took in creative mode?"

"Yeah, it's so crazy. So many illegals, hope I can get one someday!"

"Me too, he created so many illegals in minecraftanarquia
minecraftanarquia by godingod August 8, 2020

Minecrafter Withdrawal 

Minecrafter Withdrawal, also known as Minecraft Withdrawal or Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS*), is a mental condition that occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) either willingly or nonwillingly such as not being able to play it does not play Minecraft for a long period of time. This may be days, months or even years. Symptoms include excessive boredom, increased desire to play Minecraft, (more so in the unwilling cases) and potential sadness and/or aggression.
*MWS is not to be confused with Cosbino's definition of the same word, which is here: Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome.
Person 1: "I'm experiencing Minecrafter Withdrawal after a few months of not playing it."
Person 2: "That sucks, dude."