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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
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Ghetto Gold

Entitlement program provided to low-income households used to purchase food. Also know as Food Stamps, EBT, Hood Money.
Hey dawg what ya doing? Don't use ya money to buy that redbull slide this...its dat ghetto gold.
by GRJizzle April 26, 2021
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Ghetto Swap

When some one takes something of yours in return they give you something they already had of yours.
Ex. I will give you your coach purse back if I can get the citizens jeans you just bought.

Im not being fouled by your ghetto swap
by DonZ89 December 15, 2010
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Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.
The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.
by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018
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ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
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ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.
"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."
by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016
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Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice
Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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