1) The debris that collects around ones anus, especially after long periods of poor hygiene. 2) A subtarded individual.
after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.
by Jolly Roger March 13, 2004
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She is sweet, intelligent, passionate, beautiful, and has a lovely smile.
The name for a guy with the same definition is woodchip.
She is sweet, intelligent, passionate, beautiful, and has a lovely smile.
The name for a guy with the same definition is woodchip.
Alexander: "Mereda is such a flowerpetal."
Erik: "No kidding! Have you seen her smile? It takes my breath away".
Edward: "I'm all over her."
Erik: "No kidding! Have you seen her smile? It takes my breath away".
Edward: "I'm all over her."
by Clarediette February 25, 2010
Get the Flowerpetal mug.1) a kickass Michael Jackson song that centers around a girl named Susie who seduces Jackson and kills him with a knife. It's the first single off of his 1997 remix album "Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory in the mix"
2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"
2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"
Person 1: Man I love Blood On The Dance Floor !
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh
Or
Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh
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Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor
by $wagworth September 13, 2017
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Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!
Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!
Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
by themanthatknows February 16, 2008
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1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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by lyka April 18, 2003
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He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
by Hollydollie June 12, 2009
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