fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.

I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.

by The Big G July 7, 2004

Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

by Italian Nick November 14, 2011

Fat Bussy

When someone’s anus is very large or bulbous and is very juicy and fat. Typically tight as well. This is seen as a turn on for most people.

Damn, you have a fat bussy.

by astraeaworshiper February 24, 2021

fat rager

a giant rave where people go to have fun, smoke some weed, and listen to loud ass music with a shit ton of bass. its usually pretty insane, and is giant!

"Yo Bro, I just went to a FAT RAGER, it was so dope, so many people were there and the music was amazing!"

by PARTY EXPERT October 17, 2014

Fat Cans

One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish

Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.

by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013

Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.

I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer May 20, 2011

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010