essembly

Essembly is a non-partisan website for people of any political ideology to engage in conversation and debate, form groups, and vote and comment on resolves written by fellow members. Contrary to the previous definition, it is not Christian-hating, and many of its members are Christians. There are also Jewish members, Islamic members, Atheist members, Buddhist members, etc. Essembly is not affiliated with any political party or any religion and is, in fact, an open forum. It is constructive and thought-provoking, with the majority of members employing intelligent and respectful conversation and debate.
Resolves may be serious resolves, or "just for fun." Those resolves that are "just for fun" are usually unrelated to politics and social issues, and do not affect a person's ideological calculations. Members can compare their ideology with anyone on the site, and may establish "friend" "ally" and "nemesis" connections.

I have been a member of essembly for quite some time, and find that there are members on every point in the political spectrum. While essembly does have a few close-minded and self-righteous members (both liberal and conservative), most are in fact quite open to worthwhile conversation and debate, and are capable of respectful disagreement.

by Meg322 November 15, 2007

the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 25, 2004

Escape

Something we all crave, but can never truly find. The closest we can get to escape is lighting up some good weed and just trying to forget all our problems in this hell we call life, but still we can never truly find it

I'm gonna try to escape my problems with some good dope

by Blinkerrr February 9, 2015

Self esteem

What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.

The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

esham

the boogie man

esham

by mr.roboto August 31, 2003