A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.
Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?
Possible the worst flavor gaterade thats been invented to this day. People who like Cool Blue obviously have gotten their taste buds worn out from sucking so much dick that they dont no a real flavor gaterade when they taste one. To actually like cool blue youd have to be some gutter-slut poonangatang that does nothing but sit on their couch all day masterbaiting to cartoon porn and play with their poonflap.
Damon: Aaron is such a poofner for liking cool blue.
Justin: I know, but i guess he uses most of the cool blue to rinse the sand out of his vagina.
A person who tries to act kewl (kool), but ends up being called "cool" by everyone. "cool"=bad "kewl"=good "kool"=good
Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....