by stxnthamix September 18, 2017
by HomieSleepovers August 29, 2019
A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped
Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
by Marchaels April 02, 2008
Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.
by black manhandshakeonmypri June 30, 2011
The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
by CptPoopants February 16, 2012
Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.
I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.
by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015
by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019