Boner Donor

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

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Boner fide

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015

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Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

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Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

by CptPoopants April 26, 2012

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Boner Nigga

When a nigga gets a boner at yo crib

Pedro: bro I got a boner
George: nigga get ur boner nigga out my house

by HomieSleepovers August 29, 2019

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Boner Vision

The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.

Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.

Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.

Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!

Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!

by HeinousSheep June 7, 2009

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