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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021
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sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018
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bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
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Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew
by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022
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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
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party jew

by Thenightshade July 24, 2016
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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010
mugGet the jew spindlesmug.

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