Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 2, 2023

Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023

Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.

Matt is such a sweet person

by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023

Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.

Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.

by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023

Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.

Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023