your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004

Your mum

1) Used in the form of an insult

"Get a mum"
"When they have a bring your pet to school say, you can bring your mum"
"Your Mum"

by [Cyber Pirate] February 07, 2007

your mom

an insult to your mom usually used as a comback to other insults

-your a dick
-your mom

by yo momma June 07, 2003

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

your world

awesome show with neal cavuto on fox news.

person 1:did you watch your world today?
person 2:fuckin a man thats the best show ever.

by tuce January 19, 2004

your straight

instead of saying "your gay."

Jasmine- "I just ran into a stop sign."
Rachel- "Wow, your straight."

by SuperTanya October 19, 2007

Your a cigarette!

You seriously dont understand much, do you?

Can I bum a fag?
You're a fag!
No, fag means cigarrete!
You're a cigarrete!!

by barbiedoll June 09, 2003