red wings

Performing oral sex on and when a female is menstruating.

The novice rowing coach earned his red wings after eating out this sly bitch who said she wasn't on her period.

red wings by Matt Meg Alan November 3, 2007

red wings

The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.

"All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."

red wings by gerald bothe December 12, 2004

black wings

wings black wings are earned after having sex with a widow.

Davo: I did that widow down the road last night.
Johno: Man, you just scored your black wings!

black wings by slitheen December 23, 2007

Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.

01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.

Red Wings by Bruno January 6, 2004

right-winger

Often, an American that is pro-business while being anti-worker - yet pro-family. Tends to portray great religiosity but only when threatened or bombed. Claims to believe in the sanctity of Life, but will bomb the fuck out of anything that moves. Also has a tendency to misinterpret any written document - especially the Bible. Believes that oil supplies will last forever.

Any current member of the Bush administration - except Condoleeza Rice. see (closeted) lesbian.

right-winger by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

wingdarkness 

The act of posting an image on a message board, livejournal, myspace, etc., whereby the site at which said image is hosted incurs unnecessary bandwidth loss and will shortly thereafter return a 404 error when said image is requested.

Bill: Hey did you see those awesome nude pics of Angelina Jolie?
Ted: No, some fag wingdarkness'd them and they were 404'd.

wingdarkness by Bad Ass Mo Fo July 15, 2008

West Winging 

To indulge in marathon, binge-like behaviour in regards to watching DVD's of The West Wing. Sessions may last anywhere from 4 straight episodes up to the entire 7 seasons.

I was West Winging all last week and now I know the Bartlett administration better than my own government.

West Winging by Mensch K March 18, 2009